100+ Cute and Romantic Pickup Lines - Happy Valentines' Day

A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 fake, 1 real and he says to her ” I will stop loving you when all the roses die”

If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!

The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.

I think there’s something wrong with my eyes because I can’t take them off you.

You: Your father must have been a thief.
The Romantic: Huh?
You: Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
The Romantic melts in your hands.

If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you.

I think you just stole something. [What’s That?] My heart.

Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?

Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

I must be in heaven because I’m looking at an angel!

Did it hurt when you fell? [Huh?] When you fell from heaven?

I know somebody who likes you but if I weren’t so shy, I’d tell you who.

I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?

“I’m not drunk, baby…I’m just intoxicated by you.”

“I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away.”

“Are you ok? Because heaven is a long fall from here…”

“Excuse me, but I think I dropped something…MY JAW!”

“Can I borrow a quarter? [What for?] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the woman of my dreams.”

“Do you have a map? I keep on getting lost in your eyes.”

“Do you have a library card? Because I am checking you out.”

“Do you have a quarter? I want to call my mom and thank her.”

“I’m new in town…can you give me the direction to your apartment?”

There must be something wrong with my eyes…I can’t take them off you.

I must be lost. I thought paradise wasn’t on earth.

So did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

You dropped something…my jaw!

Can you recommend a bank where I can make a deposit? Because I’m planning to save all my love for you.

Were you arrested earlier? It has got to be illegal to look that good.

You might be asked to leave soon. You’re making the other women look really bad.

Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa want for Christmas?

Hey, I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

Somebody better calls God because he’s missing an angel. So what time do you have to be back in heaven?

Sorry lady but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and me together.

Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.

If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.

“Wouldn’t we look cute on a wedding cake together?”

“Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.”

“Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.”

“If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the McGorgeous!”

“You must be in a wrong place – the Miss Universe contest is over there.”

“Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!”

“Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the room instantly became beautiful.”

“Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas?”

“Do you have the time? (she gives you the time) No, the time to write my number down.”

“Hey, I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”

“Are your legs tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.”

“Are you lost? Because heaven’s a long way from here.”

“Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.”

“You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.”

“If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and me together.”

“Can I have directions? [“To where?”] To your heart.”

“Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.”

“Was that an earthquake, or did you just rock my world?”

“I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true.”

“Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?”

“I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.”

“I know I’m not a grocery item but I can tell when you’re checking me out.”

“Are you a magnet? Because I’m attracted to you…”

“Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.”

“You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.”

“If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.”

“Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my back? A little kid with wings just shot me.”

“What does it feel like to be the cutest girl in the room?”

“If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.”
(Note: Don’t use this pick up line on women who are extremely hot and KNOW it. This one is effective on a girl who is attractive, but is clearly NOT the best-looking girl in the place.)

“Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.”

“I can die happy now, cause I’ve just seen a piece of heaven.”

“I feel like Richard Gere, I’m standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.”

“I know why Solomon had 600 wives because he never found you.”

“I think I must be dying because I’m looking at Heaven.”

“If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.”

“If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.”

“I’d love to wake up next to you in the morning.”

“You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.”

“I think God took the color from the ocean and put it in your eyes.”

“My dad was Fred Astaire, and my mom was Ginger Rogers. Would you like to dance?”

“God was showing off when he made you”

“You must be a magician because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.”

“My love for you is like the energizer bunny; it keeps going and going.”

“Hey, you know Dr. Phil says I am afraid of commitment….Do you want to prove him wrong?”

And then, there’s another category of non-cute pickup lines. I call these…

“Do you know what has 142 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? [What?] My zipper.”

“That outfit would look great…in a crumpled heap next to my bed.”

“That’s a nice set of legs, what time do they open?”

“I’ll bet you $10 my dick can’t fit into your mouth.”

“I wanna floss with your pubic hair.”

“I wanna use your thighs as earmuffs.”

“If I washed my dick, would you suck it? (No.) Oh, so you like to suck dirty dicks?”

“If I was a dog, would you help me bury my bone?”

“If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?”

If you can dance, you have my hand, but if you can sing, you have my heart.

“If you look that good in clothes, you must look even better out of them.”

“If you were a car, I’d wax you and ride you all over town.”

“If you were camping and woke up with a used condom inside you, would you tell anyone? (No) Wanna go camping?”

“If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?”

“If you’re going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.”

“Don’t walk into that building — the sprinklers might go off!”

“You remind me of a pop tart. (Why?) You’re cool cause you’re hot!”

“Can I get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?”

“Hi. My name is {name}. I’m running for president in 2012. And I could sure use your vote. Here…write down your number and I’ll call you to discuss my platform.”

“Is your daddy a thief? [“No.”] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say “yes.”]

“Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get”

“Baby did you fart, ’cause you blow me away!”

“Baby, somebody better calls God, cuz he’s missing an angel!”

[Look at his/her shirt label. When they say, “What are you doing?”, say “Checking to see if you were made in heaven.”

“If you were a library book, I would check you out.”

“I’m invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?”

“Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.”

“My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.”

“You must be the cause of global warming because your hot!”

“I’m not Fred Flintstone but I can definitely make your bed rock!”

“I wanna get all hot and sweaty and listen to you breathe hard… so, you wanna go running?”

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